Am I the only one who does this?
I hide things from imaginary thieves, but I am so thorough that I can't find them when I return home again and I need them.
I think I hid my external hard drive because I can't find it anywhere. (Which makes absolutely no sense, because I left my laptop on my desk.)
I say I "think" because I can't actually remember hiding it, which is stupid habit #428.
I could have written down its location at the time, but then I probably would have argued (with my neurotic self) what if the thief finds the piece of paper that says "External Hard Drive is hidden under the middle sofa cushion." I'd end up hiding the paper too and then, well, you know...
My MacBook is completely out of memory and is running slowly if at all.
I have no way to make back-ups or save my files.
Off to kick self and look under the middle sofa cushion.
If there are any thieves reading this, just try someone else's house. I've been looking for an hour with no luck and I live here so good luck to you. And we have an alarm system. Which begs the question, why did I....oh, never mind.
I'm an eejit.