My fellow writer and friend, the talented and wonderful kc dyer, sent me this card (by Andrews McMeel Publishing) and I have to share it with you as it had me ON THE FLOOR laughing. I write cards for American Greetings and I'm pretty sure I could never get away with this.
The outside of the card shows two pleasant-looking girlfriends talking over drinks.
First girl: "Where's your birthday party at?"
Second girl: "Don't end a sentence with a preposition."
Open the card:
"Where's your birthday party at, bitch?"
Ah, I loves ya, kc!
You. Complete. Me.