Father O'Brian
Spells "dog" backward but he too
Wears a stiff collar.
One thing I don't get
Why do humans keep sitting
On the water bowl?
I snore and pass wind
In the corner of your room
And yet you love me....
This treat connoisseur
Has not yet met a thong he
Could not digest whole.
Why sprawl on the floor
When the sofa beckons with
Plump, soft, new cushions?
Spells "dog" backward but he too
Wears a stiff collar.
One thing I don't get
Why do humans keep sitting
On the water bowl?
And if Buddy were to write dog haiku, you know this is what he'd say.
I snore and pass wind
In the corner of your room
And yet you love me....
This treat connoisseur
Has not yet met a thong he
Could not digest whole.
Why sprawl on the floor
When the sofa beckons with
Plump, soft, new cushions?
5 comments:
My dog was too happy, too perky and too dumb to do her breeds (Akita and Blue Heeler) proud, but I will try - enjoy!
Here you are- what has
taken you so long with my
dinner? Slurp - yummy!
I spin in circles
excited to be alive
but why so dizzy?
Why can't I ever
enter the house? Allergies
are a human myth.
I don't know who you
are, but come, sit down, pet me.
You can have the T.V.
YAY! Well done Julie!
I especially like the third one. Allergies are a human myth. Hahaha!
But I just noticed the last one has one syllable too many - doh!
Julie, how about "The TV is yours!"
Anne:
Nice one - here's my repost :)
I don't know who you
are, but come, sit down, pet me.
The T.V. is yours!
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