From my friend Mary, lady of the homemade doughnuts down in Texas!
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice. "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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- Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- A Novel Woman, AKA Pamela Patchet, was unwittingly born and raised in Toronto instead of Paris. She worked her way from A&W carhop to political advisor to advertising executive where, on any given day, she was called upon to soothe disgruntled clients, cajole temperamental artists, juggle multi-million dollar budgets or locate trained penguins for television commercials. She married a handsome dentist for love and a lifetime of free dental care, raised three kids, and established a freelance writing career, not unlike her earlier jobs, minus the penguins.
8 comments:
You are SO bad! LOL
Hahaha! *g*
Bwahahahahahhahaha!
Hey! A Chinese Spammer.
*sigh*
Is there nowhere left on the net that the spammers haven't trashed? And how did it get past the captcha I wonder...
I know....how DO they do it??
I don't know, but they hit five or six of Diana's posts as well. I just don't get it.
ummm, you never mentioned that I would need a university degree for this
Nah, you're doing fine.
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