Boy. I found myself really wondering about the old woman noises. Do I make old woman noises? I never thought of it as a beauty tip before, to not make old people noises. Then I realized that I do not have long legs or legendary breasts either. So I grunted and gave up.
A Novel Woman, AKA Pamela Patchet, was unwittingly born and raised in Toronto instead of Paris. She worked her way from A&W carhop to political advisor to advertising executive where, on any given day, she was called upon to soothe disgruntled clients, cajole temperamental artists, juggle multi-million dollar budgets or locate trained penguins for television commercials. She married a handsome dentist for love and a lifetime of free dental care, raised three kids, and established a freelance writing career, not unlike her earlier jobs, minus the penguins.
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Boy. I found myself really wondering about the old woman noises. Do I make old woman noises? I never thought of it as a beauty tip before, to not make old people noises. Then I realized that I do not have long legs or legendary breasts either. So I grunted and gave up.
Oh, I have old woman noises including popping knees and hips. But I do not grunt. I "ooph" on occasion.
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