Now that I've been driving my Subaru Outback for a little while, I can honestly say I love my Outback as much as I love my dog. And I love my dog.
No, I'm not selling it. (My car, not my dog. There are occasions where I might consider selling my dog. He eats thongs and Kleenex and shreds newspapers when I leave him alone for five minutes to go and buy him more ladeedah dog treats.)
Subaru owners are loyal (and, if I may say so, and with the greatest respect, slightly cracked.) This is because the Subaru doesn't die. Ever.
My friend Terry finally got a new one after driving her '97 for more than 400,000 clicks. And it was still road-worthy. You just can't kill 'em.
Real women drive the Subaru Outback.
And apparently, real men do too. Check out this ad for a used Subaru Impreza Wagon:
OK, let me start off by saying this Impreza is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Subaru would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now....read the rest here.
I think Quentin Tarantino wrote it. Maybe Oliver Stone.
I'm telling you, I'm never going to drive anything else.
Because that's what real women do.
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My second car was a Subaru wagon. Adored it, but sold it to travel OS. Would get another in a heartbeat if we could fit!
Am a little confused with this post? Are you gathering buyer interest for your friend?
:-)
BB
Nah, I don't know him. But his ad cracked me up!
I'd never driven a Subaru until I started test driving a variety of cars. (Yes, it's a real job!) I have to admit, I like them! But the Subaru I like best is the WRX. It is absolutely screaming awesome.
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