Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Secret Life of Plants?

Some people find nature photos erotic. I just don't get it. Midge, for example, told me to look up cycad male cones. Okay.

A tree crotch is just a tree crotch, right? Nothing remotely erotic in that.


I think these people must be perverted. Shame on you.



11 comments:

Merrymags said...

Now wait a minute, Miss Snit. I said my husband suggested you look up male cycad cones -- he's the pervert, not me!!

When I look at that first photo, I see a long, cylindrical, swollen tube-like thing whose sole function is to disburse pollen. The second photo is (obviously) a crotch.... a tree crotch. That third photo is the one that has me confounded!

Midge

dykewife said...

i would never think of sexual things when looking at those photographs. nope. not me.

Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) said...

Go on with you lot!! A little imagination goes a long way, I say... find your kicks where you can people!
:-)
BB

Amy Dupire said...

What, what? What did I miss?

Oooooohhhhh. Got it. ;)

Are you familiar with "truck nutz?" If not, give it a Google.

Florida is now going to fine folks whose trucks have nuts. Florida's elected officials clearly have too much time on their hands. I hope they don't go nature watching :)

Amy

A Novel Woman said...

Amy, I don't know. I'd be tempted to rear-end one of those truck nutz if I saw one. No pun intended.

Merrymags said...

My neighbor's 21 year old son has those ugly truck nutz hangin' off the back of his big Ford pick-up. Yuck! We have a comfortable friendship so I've been vociferous about how the kid appears to be "red-neck white trash." It hasn't done any good. I'll just stick with my male cycad cones and horn-dog hubby, thank you very much.

Midge

Amy Dupire said...

Oh, now, I'm not saying I like 'em either. In fact, I find them offensive, but I just think there are far more important issues to deal with. Besides, letting people do things like put gonads on their vehicles helps me to separate the wheat from the chaff pretty quickly. :)

Amy

A Novel Woman said...

Amy, you could just look in the window to do that.(g)

Merrymags said...

Bwhaahhahaahhaaa! The last two comments about wheat and chaff are the BEST! Thanks for a hearty laugh.

Midge

Amy Dupire said...

NW
Re: looking in the window


Too true! [reverential incline of my head to you]

A Novel Woman said...

Ah, Amy, you know I love you!!