How Canadians Spend the Winter

Someone who lives in a temperate region of the great U.S. of A. once asked me how we Canadians spend our time during the long, cold winters. I thought this might help to explain. (I have those chairs, btw. Canadian Tire. Foldable. Just throw 'em in your trunk and haul 'em down to the park for watching fireworks on July 1st. Just sayin', eh.)