If you had a week's worth of vacation time in early March.
You're leaving from Montreal.
You could go anywhere, keeping in mind that you're leaving from Montreal so your travel time factors in (so not Australia or Japan, however much you might want to go there.)
You would probably want somewhere warm and sunny. If you've spent a winter in Montreal you would automatically know this.
You don't know anything about any destinations in the Caribbean except that St. Lucia was recently wiped clean by a hurricane and Mexico is not exactly safe these days (crime + natural gas explosions = not going there.) I don't know from Barbados from Bahamas from Bermuda. Except Bermuda is supposed to be cold.
You've been to London and Paris many times, but not Italy. However Italy in March might be cold and wet.
You'd be willing to try scuba diving. You know there is no scuba diving in Italy.
You don't care about night life. Your disco days are so over.
You've never been on a cruise and have no desire to go on one but might be talked into one if you heard a convincing enough argument. An onboard casino is not a convincing argument.
You've never been on a sun filled holiday except for Hawaii last year (which was business related) and Florida twenty+ years ago (also business related/throw in pregnant.) Vegas doesn't count. There is sun in Vegas but no one goes under it on purpose. It is sent from the gods to punish you for gambling all your money away on penny slots.
Be specific. Tell me where and what hotels if you know of a fabulous spot.
I can't stay home for another holiday week and paint the bathroom or clean out the garage.