Friday, July 8, 2011

What do cannibals do at weddings?

They toast the bride and groom.

There is no theme here. I just like cannibal jokes.

E.g. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Bonne fin de semaine!

And if anyone was wondering about the words to Praan by Garry Schyman (in that beautiful soldiers coming home video) here is the translation:

The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day

runs through the world and dances.

It is the same life that joyously shoots through the dust of the earth in countless blades of grass

and breaks into tumultuous waves of leaves and flowers.

It is the same life that is rocked in the ocean-cradle of birth and of death,

in ebb and in flow.

I feel my limbs are made glorious by the touch of this world of life.

And my pride is from the life-throb of ages dancing in me.


Yutha said...

Awww! Is that "my" Blue Jay?? He's waiting for me, isn't he?

A Novel Woman said...

Yup. He keeps sitting on the back of the Coma Chair on the deck, looking in the window, cocking his head.

Debby said...

What happened when the cannibal arrived home late to dinner?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

A Novel Woman said...

What do cannibals eat for dessert?

Chocolate covered aunts.

Yutha said...

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're very bitter. (sorry)

A Novel Woman said...

Two cannibals were having lunch.

“Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other.

“Yes!” agreed the first. “But I'm going to miss her terribly.”

Linda G. said...

LOL! Love all the cannibal jokes -- thanks for my morning laugh. :D

Debby said...

One cannibal says to the other, "Gees, I don't know what to make of my husband lately." The other answers 'A nice curry?'

A Novel Woman said...

Cannibals capture three men and tell them they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. They are each given a final request.

The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him.

The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.

Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork.

The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he gets the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "HAH! To hell with your canoes!"

A Novel Woman said...

Cannibal Husband:

I don't like your mother.

Cannibal Wife:

Try the potatoes, then.