It's my sister's birthday today and I didn't send her a card. I'm a bad sister, bad.
So I'm going to wish her a very (public)
Happy Birthday, my dear sistah, Brenda!!
I shall go forth and eat cake in your honour. It's the right thing to do. No, no. Don't thank me. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for you.
Check out the cool special effects I applied to this photo. They call it "seventies effect" and I think it looks pretty authentic. Yup, you would almost swear this was taken in the seventies.
Now someone tell me, why am I sticking my fingers in her neck like I'm checking for a pulse?